(S.J.) PERELMAN, THE LAST LAUGH — I have been... chopfallen on the Champs Élysées, and doloroso on the Via Veneto, but the avenues themselves were blameless. Hollywood Boulevard, on the contrary, creates an instant and malignant impression in... the beholder.
| A. | Known through the senses, not the mind | PHENOMENAL |
| B. | Fair, impartial | EVENHANDED |
| C. | Beatles album including "Eleanor Rigby" | REVOLVER |
| D. | Institutional source of income | ENDOWMENT |
| E. | One ingredient of dirty rice | LIVER |
| F. | Star of stage and screen (2 wds.) | MATINEEIDOL |
| G. | College founded in 1852 with Horace Mann as its first president | ANTIOCH |
| H. | Grandee, magnifico and others | NOBLEMEN |
| I. | Shakespeare's "motley fool" | TOUCHSTONE |
| J. | Member of a colony | HONEYBEE |
| K. | Magnesium sulfate, used medicinally (2 wds.) | EPSOMSALTS |
| L. | Rechauffe | LEFTOVERS |
| M. | Containing indirect references | ALLUSIVE |
| N. | Native religion of Japan | SHINTO |
| O. | The only Confederate capital east of the Mississippi not captured by Union troops | TALLAHASSEE |
| P. | Structure designed by Daedalus | LABYRINTH |
| Q. | Carry-on for a frequent flier, often (2 wds.) | ATTACHECASE |
| R. | Vicissitudes (3 wds.) | UPSANDDOWNS |
| S. | Device developed by American physicist Robert Van de Graaff in 1931 | GENERATOR |
| T. | Meaning of the French term "dada" | HOBBYHORSE |