(ALEXANDRA) PETRI, (A FIELD GUIDE TO) AWKWARD SILENCES — I secretly carry a really wonderful person... inside me.... This person is... good and smart and talented and kind... and she uses the correct bins for glass recyclables and doesn't say "uh" or wave her arms around when talking.
| A. | Rebuilding project for Hadrian | PANTHEON |
| B. | No longer intimate | ESTRANGED |
| C. | Went with legs moving in diagonal pairs | TROTTED |
| D. | What to watch on election nights | RETURNS |
| E. | Steam-powered prairie crosser (2 wds.) | IRONHORSE |
| F. | Like Henry in relation to Dorothy, in the Oz books | AVUNCULAR |
| G. | Factor that exacerbates discomfort (2 wds.) | WINDCHILL |
| H. | "____ without education is but armed injustice" (Horace) | KNOWLEDGE |
| I. | Being like Eurydice (2 wds.) | WOODNYMPH |
| J. | Data employed by MapQuest | ADDRESSES |
| K. | Opus ascribed to the Hindu sage Valmiki | RAMAYANA |
| L. | Aloof; impartial; standing by itself | DETACHED |
| M. | Type evoking simplicity or minimalism (2 wds.) | SANSSERIF |
| N. | Host of the 1976 Winter Olympics | INNSBRUCK |
| O. | Gobbledygook found in contracts | LEGALESE |
| P. | 1969 film in which hogs are prominent (2 wds.) | EASYRIDER |
| Q. | Only N.L. team never to play in a World Series | NATIONALS |
| R. | Hard case in life | CHRYSALIS |
| S. | "Nothing more to discuss" (3 wds.) | ENDOFSTORY |
| T. | Like some eggs and jets | SCRAMBLED |